Thursday, February 14, 2013

Sometimes a Cow is Just a Cow

WANTED
A cow is on the lam(b) on the Southside of Indianapolis. 

The bovine fugitive appears to actually be a cow and not, as rumors reported, Mayor Greg Ballard and Senator Mike Young dressed in a tandem cow suit perhaps in order to discuss further secret legislation to increase Mayor Ballard's power.

"We won't cow-tow to your silly consipracy claims," Ryan Vaughn, Chief of Staff for Mayor Ballard, may have said when I did not contact him.

Whatever happens, let's hope this moooving story comes to a safe end.

1 comment:

Gene Debs said...

Actually Ballard and Young should share a horse costume, but they would have trouble deciding who would wear the front half.